 Ebin Hirschman graciously posing for the press after accepting his lifetime achievement award from the Institute for Advanced Toddler Gaming Research. To his left is the 1996 winner and award presenter Famous Four Knuckler George
SUPERBATMAN EBIN SAYS: 3 WEEKS IS NOTHIN'!!!! Ebin Hirschman, aka SuperBatman Ebin, would like to convey his sincere sympathies to fellow tykes and adults who believe that three weeks of outperformance proves something. "If I wasn't properly toilet trained, all of this premature boasting would have made me crap in my pants from laughter! It shouldn't take a four year-old to figure out that this is a long season with ample opportunity for both success and failure. I plan on ending the season the right way - on top - and couldn't give a Happy Meal's ass about the standings until then."
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